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Tank Goodness
Tank Goodness
Price: 1 Shilling
Attributes
+100 max health on wearer
Damage taken upgrades the weapon up to 4 times
33% of damage taken by nearby teammates is applied to you instead
-75% damage penalty

The Tank Goodness is a primary weapon for the Heavy.

Compared to the default Minigun, this weapon deals heavily reduced damage, making it a poor weapon for fighting. However, this increases the max health of the wearer by a huge 100 health points, as well as making a third of the damage taken by nearby allies to be instead applied to you, but this feature will leave the wearer with 1 hp in case of damage that would be fatal.

The most important feature of this weapon is that when the wearer takes damage, a "Tank" meter fills. When it reaches 100%, the weapon upgrades, and will do that up to 4 times, and the counter is reset to 0% (unless the 4 upgrades are applied, in which case it will stay at 100%).

  • Level 1 will add a 25% life leech to this weapon.
  • Level 2 will increase this weapon's firing rate by 25%.
  • Level 3 will give a passive 5 health regen per second.
  • Level 4 will make every crit damage taken reduced to the damage of a mini-crit (effectively 55% crit damage resistance).

Damage and function times[]

Damage and Function Times
Damage type Bullet
Damage
Maximum ramp-up 150% 3.375 / bullet
Base damage 100% 2.25 / bullet
Maximum fall-off 50% 1.125 / bullet
Critical 7 / bullet
Mini-crit 3-4.5 / bullet
Pellet count 4
Function Times
Attack interval 0.1/0.075 s
Windup time 0.87 s

Gameplay[]

TBA

Trivia[]

  • With a 1 Shiling cost, this weapon, along with the Chamonile and the Southern Six Shooter, are the cheapest in the entire mod.
  • This weapon was originally a May 2013 Weapon of the Month before becoming a full weapon.
  • This weapon is a pun of "Thank Goodness".
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