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The Pig Stretcher -5000
Pig Stretcher -5000
Attributes
+10% damage bonus
5% decreased reload time
+20% damage vs building
-25% clip size
-60% max primary ammo on wearer
It's not an energy weapon, it's a lethargy weapon! It's too lazy to hold that much ammo.
— CHAWLZ about the reserve ammo penalty

The Pig Stretcher -5000 was one of the "joke" Weapons of the Month of April 2013, and as such only stayed for a week. It's a primary weapon for the Soldier, and has the apparence of the Cow Mangler 5000 but with inverted colors.

It acts as the opposite of the Cow Mangler 5000 before the July 10 2013 Patch : it deals sightly more damage, even more against buildings, and reload sightly faster at the cost of reduced clip size and a high reduction in the user's primary reserve ammo. Also, unlike the Cow Mangler 5000, it fires regular rockets and lacks the infinite reserve ammo.

Damage and function timesEdit

Damage and Function Times
Damage type Projectile (Rocket)
Projectile speed 1100 HU / s
Damage
Maximum ramp-up 125% 124
Base damage 100% 99/119
Maximum fall-off 50% 50
Critical 297
Mini-crit 134-167
Function Times
Attack interval 0.8 s
Reload (first) 0.874 s
Reload (consecutive) 0.76 s

GameplayEdit

  • Due to the greatly limited reserve ammo of this weapon, making each shot count is a priority.
  • The high damage against buildings allows this weapon to destroy any level 3 building in two shots, while any other Rocket Launcher (except the Direct Hit) would need 3 shots.

TriviaEdit

  • None of the attributes of this weapon are actually custom attributes, all vanilla attributes can be found here.
    • It uses the attributes 2, 97, 137, 3 and 77.
Weapons of the month
September 2013 Megabuster MKII - Unnatural Selector - Double Edge
August 2013 Torpedo Tube - Reactor Overload - Lifeforce Harmonizer - Zap Sap
June 2013 Finish Line - Death Warrant - Celtic Clusterer
May 2013 Jump-Action Shotgun - Warm-up Warps - Pshoooes - Cycloptic Carnage - Indirect Miss - Banzai Banner - Sunburner - Smoke Detector - Tank Goodness
April 2013 Jump-Action Shotgun - Pilot's Protection - Aerial Attacker - White Sphere - Grenade Croucher - Slavery Catcher - Pig Stretcher -5000 - Indirect Miss - Giver's Grenadier
March 2013 El Torero - Anklebiter
February 2013 Pshoooes - Culling Blade - Scottish Chain - Werewhiskey
January 2013 Tidebringer - Rocket-Flare - Laugh-a-Minute
December 2012 Cycloptic Carnage - Survivalist's Slugger - Baleful Beacon
November 2012 Warm-up Warps - Ponk! Atomic Hammer - Warlord's Winchester - Gravity Well - Mechanical Mann - Dashing Rogue
October 2012 Ponk! Atomic Hammer - Sunburner - Tauntman - Wintermann's Machett
September 2012 Banzai Banner - Igniter's Elite - Scottish Pride
August 2012 Doubleshot - Sufficent Factory - Replenishing Raikov - Turtle Rock - Dirty Scoundrel - Backnacker
July 2012 Neverending Nuisance - Warm-up Warps - Chicago Typewriter - Gaelic Grenadier - Lebensnerv - Quick Draw
June 2012 Wondah Bat - Circus Flamer - Electroalgesic - Be Efficent - Dashing Rogue
May 2012 Warlord's Winchester - Jet-Powered Galoshes - Hot Air Balloon - Regreaser - Half Life - Riot Shield - Fists of Fury - French Tickler
April 2012 Wrecking Ball - Ghost Charge - Sure Swing - Immortal Engine - Dying Pan - Valve Rocket Launcher - Megabuster - Laser Light Show - Spying Pan
March 2012 Boilerbuss - Arsonist's Arsewipe - Moist Towelette
February 2012 Pocket Rocket - Half Life - Fists of Fury - Cauterizer - Private Practice
January 2012 Batterfly - Riot Shield - Spy Remover
December 2011 Rage Launcher - Warlord's Winchester - Fifth of July - Firebrand

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