Black Medigun
Übercharge grants Jarate and Bleed on hit for 8 seconds
Instantly removes debuffs from patient
+20% heal rate
+20% Übercharge rate
-25% less max overheal
25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
If you already haven't noticed... The Private Practice isn't working as advertised (Uber gain on assist & mini-crit damage instead of full crits), despite doing so in testing the previous week. Right now, it's basically a full Kritzkrieg with a defensive buff slapped on it - not exactly what i was looking for. So, since its still the first day, I will be swapping out the Private Practice for another properly functioning Medigun, the Cauterizer, starting tomorrow morning (Aprox 10AM EST). Hope you people don't mind, as it still serves a similar function as a support oriented Ubercharge.
— Announcement of the replacement of the Private Practice by this weapon

The Cauterizer is a secondary weapon for the Medic. It is a black Kritzkrieg with a white question mark on it. The Cauterizer was a February 2012 Weapon of the Month.

This Cauterizer's Übercharge makes all damage dealt by your patient cause Bleeding and Jarate for 8 seconds, however, it does not make you or your patient invulnerable. This medigun also has a 20% faster heal and Übercharge rate, but has less max overheal and makes you more weak to fire damage.

Damage and function timesEdit

Healing and function times
Healing (in combat) 29 / s
Healing (out of combat) 86 / s
Function Times
Effect duration 8 s
Charge fill speed (normal) 3% / s
Charge fill speed (reduced) 1.5% / s
Maximum charge time (normal) 33.4 s
Maximum charge time (reduced) 66.7 s



  • The Cauterizer was added as a replacement of the Private Practice, since it was not working as intended.
Weapons of the month
September 2013 Megabuster MKII - Unnatural Selector - Double Edge
August 2013 Torpedo Tube - Reactor Overload - Lifeforce Harmonizer - Zap Sap
June 2013 Finish Line - Death Warrant - Celtic Clusterer
May 2013 Jump-Action Shotgun - Warm-up Warps - Pshoooes - Cycloptic Carnage - Indirect Miss - Banzai Banner - Sunburner - Smoke Detector - Tank Goodness
April 2013 Jump-Action Shotgun - Pilot's Protection - Aerial Attacker - White Sphere - Grenade Croucher - Slavery Catcher - Pig Stretcher -5000 - Indirect Miss - Giver's Grenadier
March 2013 El Torero - Anklebiter
February 2013 Pshoooes - Culling Blade - Scottish Chain - Werewhiskey
January 2013 Tidebringer - Rocket-Flare - Laugh-a-Minute
December 2012 Cycloptic Carnage - Survivalist's Slugger - Baleful Beacon
November 2012 Warm-up Warps - Ponk! Atomic Hammer - Warlord's Winchester - Gravity Well - Mechanical Mann - Dashing Rogue
October 2012 Ponk! Atomic Hammer - Sunburner - Tauntman - Wintermann's Machett
September 2012 Banzai Banner - Igniter's Elite - Scottish Pride
August 2012 Doubleshot - Sufficent Factory - Replenishing Raikov - Turtle Rock - Dirty Scoundrel - Backnacker
July 2012 Neverending Nuisance - Warm-up Warps - Chicago Typewriter - Gaelic Grenadier - Lebensnerv - Quick Draw
June 2012 Wondah Bat - Circus Flamer - Electroalgesic - Be Efficent - Dashing Rogue
May 2012 Warlord's Winchester - Jet-Powered Galoshes - Hot Air Balloon - Regreaser - Half Life - Riot Shield - Fists of Fury - French Tickler
April 2012 Wrecking Ball - Ghost Charge - Sure Swing - Immortal Engine - Dying Pan - Valve Rocket Launcher - Megabuster - Laser Light Show - Spying Pan
March 2012 Boilerbuss - Arsonist's Arsewipe - Moist Towelette
February 2012 Pocket Rocket - Half Life - Fists of Fury - Cauterizer - Private Practice
January 2012 Batterfly - Riot Shield - Spy Remover
December 2011 Rage Launcher - Warlord's Winchester - Fifth of July - Firebrand

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